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Monday, April 04, 2005
MOVED!!! So you think since I was moving and all I would not hear so much about the fact that I haven't been updating... I mean computer in a box, no DSL connection , desk in pieces, that has been my on-line life for the last 3 weeks, so I should get a break right? No, I guess not. I still should have gone to Janes to post, and I should definitely comment on Karen's site.... Here is the truth about girls night out, not the "I didn't see anything" Sance version... Drunk Girl was dancing with her man I guess, his hands were around her waist and so she kept leaning back and almost falling. He was trying to keep her up , but she didn't get the clever name Drunk Girl for nothing, as the song played on, one of the bouncers saw how drunk she was and escorted her off the floor... 30 minutes later and still waiting for my DANG Kamikaze, Jane Maimee, and I went on the floor again, by this time the bouncer had switched around. The guy that escorted Drunk Girl off the floor was now watching the front door, and a different guy was watching the dance floor. So there we are bootie shakin and gettin our groove on, and Drunk Girl is on the floor again being all sneakie like cos there is a different bouncer. i don't know if we were just unlucky or if she just liked my new perfume but she was falling all over me AGAIN... So Jane and I switched places, cos Jane will throw an elbow in a heartbeat and I am a nice girl. Well I guess Drunk Girl liked the elbows cos she kept falling and tripping all over Jane. Finally Jane turned around, and asks her very politely to stop falling on her, and her friends just try to laugh it off and asks if they can bump (demonstrates the booty bump dance) with her, and Jane says thats fine "we are all here to have a good time and dance BUT Please stop falling on me" and she turns around. Next thing I know Jane turns back around quick and starts pointing and talking to Drunk Girl, I just grabbed Janes arm and held on, just saying her name over and over, to calm her down. Ok this is something I have never done, like I said earlier I am a good girl, but I could tell in how tense her arm was that Jane was ready to swing. Next thing i know we were surrounded by security, I am still thinking oh God, I don't want to tell the kids that their Mom is in jail, I already had to keep them away while she threw up all over my cousins front yard. I guess after Jane turned around Drunk Girl grabbed a bunch of Janes hair and pulled it, not like you see someone you know and tweak it a little but really pulled it. Security didn't do anything about it, they saw it, and when I spoke to the bouncer and told him that Drunk Girl had already been escorted off the floor Once, so it's not the first problem she has caused, His reply was that he wasn't the one to escort her and if anything else happens he will kick her out, not just off the dance floor. Well Jane is still pissed, she just kept saying to me "Jodi, she was already on the floor, I had already saw the punch, she was out." But we are still dancing cos thats what we came to do, Drunk Girls friends keep throwing dirty looks, so I go and get Sance to tell her to keep an eye on Jane. The bouncer comes over to me and says "we are watching her, we don't want any trouble" I was like "okay...Sance watch her" I start looking for Bruce (Larry's brother) because I have seen Jane fight, she doesn't need back up, but I didn't want any men to get involved. Long story short (too late) Drunk girl finally got escorted out of the club, and hotel and club security watched us all leave. So Sance's version was almost right, but I never got my dang DRINK!!!!
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